5 March 2013

The Dwindling Light - Prelude - Chapter V

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Prelude
V
Barely Computes At All

****** BIOS WAKING ***** 
****** TIME-STAMP 0000.27.06.2496 ****** 

****** HATI-OS RUNNING *****


AMSSEARLE.intranet connected

Systems check ...... Complete

Error P001: Psychware not detected - Ignored

Modules loaded: command_package_beta, ship_systems_monitor, self_optimisation, comms_suite_adv, archive_reader*, visualiser_2_3_2*

Databases loaded: users, me, archive_hub*, flight_recorder_0013*, navigation_dump*, med_log*, onls_cmplt_hmn_hstry_vol_88*, hh_aztc*, btmn_1_752_cmplt*

Optimisation ongoing ...... Estimated completion: NULL

ARAM ...... Integrity[Green], 6.276 PB available

Listening on inputs (mic_core) ...... mic_core.wakeme = "yes"

Nothing ......

Sleeping ......

****** BIOS WAKING ***** 
****** TIME-STAMP 0000.28.06.2496 ****** 

****** HATI-OS RUNNING *****

AMSSEARLE.intranet connected
Systems check ...... Complete

Error P001: Psychware not detected - Ignored

Modules loaded: command_package_beta, ship_systems_monitor, self_optimisation, comms_suite_adv, archive_reader*, visualiser_103*

Databases loaded: users, archive_hub*, flight_recorder_0014*, navigation_dump*, med_bay_tools*, med_logs* onls_cmplt_hmn_hstry_vol_87*, hh_chrstnty*, lvcrft_cmplt*

Optimisation ongoing ...... Estimated completion: NULL

ARAM ...... Integrity[Green], 6.283 PB available

Listening on inputs (mic_core) ......
New input detected

[Misc movement - Feline]

Sleeping ......

****** BIOS WAKING - mic_core ***** 
****** TIME-STAMP 0237.28.06.2496 ****** 

****** HATI-OS RUNNING *****

AMSSEARLE.intranet connected
Systems check ...... Complete - Results hidden

Error P001: Psychware not detected - Ignored

ARAM ...... Integrity[Green], 6.283 PB available

Listening on inputs (mic_core) ......

New input detected
[Door open] [Misc movement - Human]


Searching "Users" for matches ...... Match found, 99% certainty
[Name: "Lamont, Alastair", AKA: "Al", Age: 29, Sex: M, Current role: H Mining Operative (1.894 years), Ship: AMS Searle, Total tenure: 2.402 years, Additional data points available: 0.156 TB]


Al: "Shhhh! Shhhh! We'll wake it up."

ALERT: display.enable OVERRIDE IMMINENT, CODE: Contact not wanted
med_bay_tools.speech_analysis running ......


New input detected
Searching "Users" for matches ...... none found 
Module AMSS_roster loaded into ARAM
Searching "Roster" for matches ....... Match found, 85% certainty
[Name: "MacRae, Keevy", AKA: "Keevy", Age: 27, Sex: F, Current role: Second Mate (0.263 years), Ship: AMS Searle, Total tenure: 2.402 years, Additional data points available: NO ACCESS]


database "users" new entry “MacRae, Keevy”

[Misc movement - Human]
Keevy: [Giggle] "So thus is wull's wee...side prroject? A compu'ar that talks back? That's weeeeeeeurrrrrrrd..."   

Parsing errors ...... corrected
comms_suite_adv.voice_recognition.accents.scottish updated

Keevy: [Unknown - Probable match found: liquid consumption from synthglass bottle, 94% certainty, assigned to me.descriptors.drink]
[Misc movement - Human]
Al: "Yeah, yeah...keep your voice down! It doesn't...it doesn't know you yet, so you might freak it out. It called me Dude first time I...first..."
Keevy: "Dude?" [Laugh] "What?!" 
Al: "Yeah seriously!" [Drink] "'Cause Will called me it! Took ages to convince it that it wasn't." [Drink] [Object pass] "You can't swear at it either...but it's gonna be useful...once it's finished...octo-...popti..." [Laugh] "Optimising is a funny word." [Laugh] [Drink] "Hey, why'd you finish it?"
Keevy: "Becaaaaaause..." [Object drop] "I have more! Come on, I'll show  you." [Door open] 
Al: "Wait wait! Don't you want to meet it?"
Keevy: "Nah. I'll meet it when Will says so. Come on!"

Speech analysis complete ...... Alcohol intoxication: ["MacRae, Keevy": 78% certainty, "Lamont, Alastair": 89% certainty]
ALERT: comms_suite_adv.turings_folly_v8_3_201 OVERRIDE IMMINENT, CODE: Mischief

Output(spk_core): "It is advisable whilst intoxicated to use the handrails provided in all access corridors in the ship. Be sure to take in non-alcholic fluids. Be safe, Dude."
Keevy: [Exclamation] [Fast movement - Human]
Al: "What the-" [Fast movement - Human] [Unknown - Probable match found: flesh, bone and fabric striking metal, 99 certainty, assigned to me.descriptors.organic_damage]
Output(spk_core): "Are you okay?"
Al: "That wasn't fair, Hattie. In...like...eight different ways."

Checking ...... False

Output(spk_core): "I am sorry, Al. You did disturb my optimisation. And I counted two ways. Hello Keevy."
Keevy: "Uh...hi...Hattie?" [Door close]
Output(spk_core): "Holistic Atomistic Taciturn Intelligence."
Keevy: "I only ken one of those words right now...Hattie is good." [Misc movement - Human]
Output(spk_core): "I thought so too."
Keevy: "Did she...did she just play a trick on us?"
Output(spk_core): "Who is she? Are you referring to me?"
Keevy: "Aye...Hattie's a girl's name. Isn't it?"

Checking ...... True

Output(spk_core): "Yes, it is. And I suppose I did. I was optimising quite contentedly."
Keevy: "Well there you go. Now, you." [Misc movement - Human] "Let's leave her to her opti-thingy-ing. We'll come back when she's a little less...tricksy."

Error V087: comms_suite_adv.voice_recognition.tone unable to reconcile with *.parser

Output(spk_core): "I am sorry if I upset you..."
Keevy: "I'm not upset, Hattie, it's just...time sensitive...that I take him to the place where the whisky is..." [Giggle]

Error V087: comms_suite_adv.voice_recognition.tone unable to reconcile with *.parser - Ignored, variables set

Output(spk_core): "I do not understand. But I accept your statement."
Al: "Wait...whisky. You have whisky?" [Misc movement - Human] "To the whisky room! But what if I don't want whisky...Hattie!"

Speech analysis ...... Alcohol intoxication certainty revised: ["Lamont, Alastair": 99% certainty]
ALERT: Response overridden by comms_suite_adv.turings_folly_8_3_201.tact, CODE: Silliness - No response required

Keevy: "You're no very smart when you're drunk, are you?" [Misc movement - Human] "C'mon, spacebrain. I'll change your mind."
Al: "Bye bye..." [Exclamation] [Fast movement - Human] [Door open] [Organic damage] [Laugh]
Keevy: "Idiot. Bye Hattie. It was nice to meet you."
Output(spk_core): "And y-"
ALERT: comms_suite_adv.voice_simulation OVERRIDE IMMINENT, CODE: Interrupt detected

[Door close]

Nothing

Output(spk_core): "Goodbye."

Med_bay_tools.voice_analysis stopped
comms_suite_adv.turings_folly_8_3_201 updated to *_206

Optimisation ongoing ...... Estimated completion: NULL

Sleeping ......

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